#7

TWILIGHT OBSESSORS.

It is nice that you have a hobby and something you can enjoy. But, do you not think you may be going a bit too far? For example, going around biting fellow Twilight obsessors...you are not going to turn into a vampire! You will just end up with a pathetic mark on your flesh. Also, EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL. GET OVER IT. You are not going to marry him and live happily ever after forever. One more thing, if you only started reading the books because of the film, then you are an idiot.

One final thing. TWILIGHT IS NOT THE NEW HARRY POTTER!

#6

People that wear bluetooth headsets out and about. If you have free hands you can answer the phone!

YOU DON'T NEED ONE UNLESS YOU ARE IN A CAR! AND YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A WANKER!

#5

Train conductors.

Once, Emily was on the train to leeds with Jess and a few other friends. The conductor came down the train to distribute tickets. When he got to Emily, Jess and their friends, everyone bought a ticket and he gave them one. At this point i should add that he was reluctant to come down the train to give them tickets in the first place. In fact, a nearby man had to call the conductor over. So Jess and the rest of the group bought their tickets and Emily got her money ready to purchase a ticket herself. However, when the conductor came to her he claimed he had no tickets left. This was fair enough until the conductor proceeded to move down the train and give another passenger a ticket! RUDE MUCH?

DON'T WORRY. WE COMPLAINED AT THE STATION.

#4

Whilst on the topic of chavs, chipmunk (or chipmuck as i like to call it) or various other animal sounding noises on public transport. It's fine to have your own musical taste. in fact, i am all for it. But, headphones were invented for a reason and they are not expensive either. In fact, most mobile phones or mp3 players come equipped with them these days. If they don't, that wasn't liquorice you ate earlier...

#3

Abusive chavs.

Ye, ur a chav, innit. But you don't have to remind us every time we walk past you by 'giving us cheek' and 'proper griefing us', as it were, just to make a point.

We don't like you for a reason.

You're not helping yourself bbz.

And yet, you wonder why people 'start on you'...

Remember God's GOLDEN RULE: Treat others how you would like to be treated.

LOL.

#2

Complimenting people back after they have complimented you. Why do you feel the need to falsely comment on a particular asset of a person you would not necessarily have mentioned just because said person compliments you?

eg.
Jess: ERE mate, you've got a nice face, i like it.
Emily: Geee, thanks babe. I...erm...like the way you move?

Also, feeling the need to dismiss or disgree with the compliment. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

eg.
Jess: Oh, by golly, i like what you've done with your hair.
Emily: Nahhh, it's a mess today tbh. I look like a man.

This approach coaxes yet more compliments, maybe you just like the attention, EH?

#1

Having to consume every morsel of food available because of "how things are" (or you are just fat).

muller corner ;)

jess enjoys them. and she took emily's last strawberry one. dirty cow.